Executive Producers: Sir Alex Zoghlin, Sir Jim Baron of Jamaican Plains
Associate Executive Producer: Sir David Goes
Art By: Nick the Rat
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  1. t0llyb0ng says:

    That was the best NA show evar.

    The fiber-optic backbone internet was compromised from the beginning.  It is not self-aware enough to know when or where it’s been poked into & tapped.  Every photon stream rushing through it is an open book & always has been.

    When my Vista laptop finally succumbed to gratuitous hard-drive thrashing in 2012, I moved to Win7 & found that the twin-screen icon in the system tray that displays network activity was gone.  Why?  Because you don’t need to know when your system is phoning home—slave.  Way to go Microshaft.  A third-party solution is available but many slaves probably didn’t notice that particular “functionality” was missing.

    4th of July is a sad memorial-day requiem for the “freedom & democracy” we once (thought we) had.  Three-letter agencies have their stenchy fingers in every pie & nothing can extricate ’em therefrom.

    If only we could be dumb & happy again, as it was in the pre-Snowden era.  Où sont les Snowdens d’autrui, etc.

  2. t0llyb0ng says:

    Gonna draw on my mirror with lipstick
    & eat enchiladas with chopsticks

  3. t0llyb0ng says:

    Condi were a banker in Sri Lanker
    & a financier in Myanmeer

  4. t0llyb0ng says:

    Condi et a taco in Morocco
    A hot dog in Hauppauge
    Refried beans in Queens
    & pesto in Modesto

  5. t0llyb0ng says:

    Condi were spastic in Alask-y
    inelastic in Nebrask-y
    & disconnected-y in Schenectady

  6. t0llyb0ng says:

    Condi were amicable in Kabul
    malleable in Istanbul
    a glowing ember in Denver
    & a cornball in Cornwall

  7. t0llyb0ng says:

    Condi were silly in Chile
    & got carried away in Paraguay

  8. t0llyb0ng says:

    Condi encountered Hilly in Philly
    & bumped into Putin in Newton

  9. t0llyb0ng says:

    Condi were bodacious in Bogota
    mellifluous in Minnetonka
    salacious in Sri Lanka
    haughtily proclivitous in Rio Bamba
    & frankly fellatious in Fallujah

  10. Tim says:

    All this Condi love, over the years. Well, tollybong; They say that *you ain’t a man until you’ve made it with the tan…*

    • t0llyb0ng says:

      ITM, citizen.  Thanks for that feedback.

      You’re a brave one.  Most folks find the stuff off-putting, are mystified by it or avoid it like a plague.  Here’s one more:

      Condi wore a pink thong
      in Hong Kong
      & a pointy bra in Panama

      • Tim says:

        Condi got sore on Cantor
        and feined to be slim on Jim…

        {kill me now}

      • Tim says:

        Condi yelled my drone! in Cologne
        and took her frackinghack back to Hackensack
        Her jersey she ate to fight scurvey —

        no, wait… that’s not right…

        • spirit of some existential asshole not really too pleased to be summoned back thy way says:

          *that’s not right…

          It’s not, really. It does not even work for surrealism. That guy ^^ is a douche-canoe.

  11. spirit of some existential asshole not really too pleased to be summoned back thy way says:

    Condi found God in Garry’s Mod
    and valved calynx where it twisted


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