WASHINGTON (CBSDC) – The anti-amnesty group, Americans for Legal Immigration PAC (ALIPAC), is calling on Americans to mail their “gently used underwear” to President Barack Obama and House Speaker John Boehner in response to a government request for new briefs for the recent surge of illegal immigrants being held by border patrol.

ALIPAC is responding to a Department of Homeland Security solicitation seeking thousands of pairs of “White 100% Cotton Men’s Briefs” – ranging from medium sizes to hundreds of 6X-large pairs – to meet the basic clothing needs of thousands of immigrants detained by Immigration & Customs Enforcement.

“Instead of using our tax money to buy illegals 42,000 pairs of new underwear, we would like to send the illegals and DC politicians a message by mailing them our used underwear, and some of our pairs are in really bad shape due to the bad economy and all of the jobs illegal immigrants are taking from Americans.” Those interested can mail your used underwear to Barack Obama at The White House, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500, and John Boehner at Office of the Speaker, H-232 The Capitol, Washington, DC 20515.”

Ummmm, is this tax-deductible?

  1. Tommy says:

    Man, I gotsta meet dat bitch in da 6X Large panties, mmm-mmmm-mmm.

  2. Tim says:

    But they came with the Holder-gun I got off SkyMall…..

  3. jenda21 says:

    Is it even legal to send hazardous waste through the mail?

  4. RE@DER says:

    Deleted. Stay on topic. Ed.

  5. RE@DER says:

    Comment deleted, stay on topic. Ed.

  6. RE@DER says:

    “Once upon a time — a year ago — securing the U.S.-Mexican border was seen as the linchpin to getting immigration changes through Congress and onto President Barack Obama’s desk.” USAToday

    JUNE 11: Cantor loss squashes hope for immigration bill

    He lost his seat. Hope is squashed, send change of underwear.

  7. Michael says:

    “I know some people want to send food, or blankets….just send your underwear.”

    George W Bush

    • TedX says:

      I know people want to send 3d printers or bitcoin…just send dacron. — mah mah, mah.

  8. RE@DER says:

    People might want to send bottled water. Just send us cash, we’ll make sure it gets to the people that need underwear.

    One thing is for sure. USA is the prime destination for those seeking a better life. They have good beer in Mexico and leave, all to get jerked around here. Maybe a better beer is all you should seek. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

  9. da dude in the picture, bitches says:

    i don’t herp much; but when i herp, i derp.

  10. NaturalReader psybot quality control {not really, ha!} says:

    My little kitty. Pretty, pretty, priaptty. Ohh, fishy, fishy, fishy; Fish, fish, fish. does this statement make you contact unpalatible content delivery systems?? I apologize for calling your southbridge a bloated warthog and i bid you good day…

  11. Crap-Crap-CRAP People! (CCCP) says:

    Isn’t that a bit redundant? Mailing a group of empowered Washington racists like the DHS some tightie “whites“?! 😉

    … And don’t even get me started on that presidential Oreo who calls himself Barry Sotoro er, Barack Obama.

  12. Peppeddu says:

    Illegal immigration IS a problem, but treating people like animals is NOT the solution.
    The underwear are less than a rounding error of what the president spend on a weekend trip using the Air Force One.

    I am wondering why the DHS is not working with the military to use drones to patrol the border 24/7
    With a few hundreds of those they can patrol the border by sitting on a chair in an AC room, and with all the equipment no longer needed in Iraq (hopefully) we should have plenty of drones available to be used domestically.

    Or am I missing something?

  13. t0llyb0ng says:

    Mailing used underwear to D.C. is a terrorist act & will be punished accordingly.

    Condi were bent over in Dover
    & took a poke in Roanoke


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