You can get the Super-Hero or – for the tweaked – the Schoolgirl version.




  1. Jägermeister says:

    No preggo version?

  2. Personality says:

    How about the psycho over religious version? What would that look like?

  3. Max Bell says:

    Doesn’t look microwave safe to me.

  4. Montanaguy says:

    Gonzo thigh holster

  5. #1 – Jägermeister

    >>No preggo version?

    Naw, her daughter is coming out with two versions of that model.

    One for Trig, the other one for the new kid.

  6. sixclaws says:

    The action figure version lacks a Steel Bible that doubles as a mace to thump the enemies to death and the other one is missing the Bonus French maid uniform.

  7. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    Unfortunately, the action figure is probably made in China and, much like Palin herself, is not environmentally safe.

    I also notice that the same site has a “Beach Blanket Obama” figure that has his underwear pulled up above his pants, so I won’t rush to Palin’s defense because of any unfair disrespectful treatment.

    Any Joe Biden figure will undoubtedly mirror his well-known ability to put his foot in his mouth.

  8. edwinrogers says:

    Anyone know how big these dolls are?

  9. Jägermeister says:

    #8 – edwinrogers

    No, the doll doesn’t come with a vagina.

  10. Angel H. Wong says:

    #9

    She’s so tight-assed she can’t poop, that’s why when she opens her mouth only crap comes out of it.

  11. BillM says:

    They were going to offer a Joe Biden action figure also but they could not figure out how to get that much hot air into such a small package.

  12. Paddy-O says:

    The Palin model costs more than the Omama doll.
    I guess the pricing reflects the popularity ratings…

  13. Sounds The Alarm says:

    #6 “The action figure version lacks a Steel Bible that doubles as a mace to thump the enemies to death and the other one is missing the Bonus French maid uniform.”

    You forgot the one fundie add-on to this – “Its gods will”

  14. Dallas says:

    Is the Machine Gun an accessory? It should be part of the kit.

  15. Judge Jewdy says:

    Where is that real old man that hangs around with her?

  16. SN says:

    15. “Where is that real old man that hangs around with her?

    Probably out dress shopping with his wife.

  17. jasmoran66 says:

    Wow, we are officially shite now. And someone has actually found a way to make a few bucks off of the fact. Who would’ve thought? But perhaps I should just lighten up right?

  18. J says:

    # 12 Paddy-O

    “I guess the pricing reflects the popularity ratings…”

    No it reflects a smart business man knowing how to take advantage of the simple minded.

  19. jasmoran66 says:

    Maybe in the next Windows ad, Bill and Jerry can be holding Palin dolls instead of churros…

  20. Glenn E. says:

    “Unfortunately, the action figure is probably made in China and, much like Palin herself, is not environmentally safe.”

    As a card carrying NRA member, she’s guaranteed to have a high lead content level.

    “The Palin model costs more than the Omama doll.”
    She’s easily bought for the right amount of earmarks.

  21. Paddy-O says:

    #18 J babbled, “No it reflects a smart business man knowing how to take advantage of the simple minded.”

    So, she’s less popular thus the price increase?
    Yep, I can see that you are one smart business man. LOL

  22. And I still hoped it’s another rumor, as this woman has a lot of them going around her… Yes, I understand that McCain people uses her for media attention, and they are doing it quite well, but this doll stroke me off completely. What’s it for? Children – no, they are not voting. Men – partly maybe, the doll is wearing short skirt after all… More attention – probably. Majority of people agree, that it’s a commercial trick – http://www.votetheday.com/polls/sarah-palin-action-doll-219/ I hope Sarah understands, that she’s been exploited a lot. And that she knows the price of it, and was/is ready to pay it…

  23. Mr. Fusion says:

    I want to see the inflatable one that doesn’t inflate much and will pop out a retarded grandchild when pushed.

    Or a talking doll that goes “I stopped the bridge to nowhere” as it stands on the access road it had built that goes to the bridge to nowhere.

    How about the doll that charges the State for living in her own home?

  24. Gary, the dangerous infidel says:

    #12 Paddy-O wrote “The Palin model costs more than the Omama doll. I guess the pricing reflects the popularity ratings…”

    That ellipsis at the end hides some important words, Paddy-O, so let me just finish that thought if I may:

    “I guess the pricing reflects the popularity ratings” of Sarah Palin among people who play with dolls.

    That’ll teach you to write a trailing thought 😉

  25. Paddy-O says:

    #24 ““I guess the pricing reflects the popularity ratings” of Sarah Palin among people who play with dolls.

    That’ll teach you to write a trailing thought”

    LOL. Good post.

  26. Rick Cain says:

    This is how the GOP deals with women’s liberation?
    Put her in the same toy aisle with the Chuck Norris action figures.


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