I’m calling it now.

Obama Encourages Illegal Aliens to Vote on Live TV

I feel like I’m living in bizzaro world.

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There’s a question about this election that no one seems to be asking. Can someone like Trump who has never held public office become the most powerful person on the planet and not crash civilization? Is being president something that just anyone off the street can do?

If you were getting an operation would you trust your life to someone who has never been in an operating room? Would you take your car to a mechanic who has never worked on a car before? So why would we trust the fate of America to an ill tempered man baby who’s only government experience is finding novel ways to avoid paying his taxes? Granted Hillary has her problems. But she isn’t a noob.

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Discuss …

City on the Edge of Forever is often referred to as the best Star Trek episode ever. 50 years later Shatner and Collins talk about making that episode together.

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Pretty amazing! I want more details.

Alarmed by Donald Trump’s record of filing lawsuits to punish and silence his critics, a committee of media lawyers at the American Bar Association commissioned a report on Trump’s litigation history. The report concluded that Trump was a “libel bully” who had filed many meritless suits attacking his opponents and had never won in court.

But the bar association refused to publish the report, citing “the risk of the ABA being sued by Mr. Trump.”

Trump has said of Ivanka that if she weren’t his daughter she would be dating her. And he refers to fer (With Howard Stern) as a “piece of ass” and likes to kiss her and touch her a little too intimately. She also made Donald promise not to date any women younger that her. (At 17) In contrast, Tiffany isn’t as attractive to her dad.

So – my question … Does Tiffany feel relieved or rejected?

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AUSTIN, Texas (KEYE) – A new billboard off interstate 35 is causing a lot of dispute among Austin’s citizens.

The advertisement hints illegal immigrants should join the Arrangementfinders.com dating site to avoid deportation. The sign reads, “Undocumented Immigrant? Before You Get Deported, Get a Sugar Daddy,” and it is just off highway I-35 near Frontage Road.

Jacob Webster, the online’s site CMO says he decided to run the ad “in response to Donald Trump’s promise to deport all 11 million of the nation’s illegal immigrants.”

“ArrangementFinders.com skews heavily towards Hispanic women, with that demo making up over 31% of all the females on our site nationally and over 53% in Austin,” said Webster.

Look ma – no hands! This is what’s in development at Tesla. 8 cameras, long range sonar, better radar, and a supercomputer to process it all. Capable of Level 5 autonomy. Level 5 means a car that doesn’t have a steering wheel.

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“If you vote for Hillary Clinton,” Madonna told the crowd at Madison Square Garden, “I will give you a blow job.”

“And I’m good,” the 58-year-old “Like a Virgin” singer, an outspoken supporter of the Democratic presidential nominee, said to cheers from the audience.

“I’m not a tool. I take my time,” Madonna boasted.

Madonna has made a point of rooting on the former secretary of State’s White House bid, posting several pro-Clinton messages on Twitter.

One of the great role models of our generation.

It’s a year old but very funny and prophetic.

I think I’ve seen them all by now, but this guy was the best!

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