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AUSTIN, Texas (KEYE) – A new billboard off interstate 35 is causing a lot of dispute among Austin’s citizens.

The advertisement hints illegal immigrants should join the Arrangementfinders.com dating site to avoid deportation. The sign reads, “Undocumented Immigrant? Before You Get Deported, Get a Sugar Daddy,” and it is just off highway I-35 near Frontage Road.

Jacob Webster, the online’s site CMO says he decided to run the ad “in response to Donald Trump’s promise to deport all 11 million of the nation’s illegal immigrants.”

“ArrangementFinders.com skews heavily towards Hispanic women, with that demo making up over 31% of all the females on our site nationally and over 53% in Austin,” said Webster.

Look ma – no hands! This is what’s in development at Tesla. 8 cameras, long range sonar, better radar, and a supercomputer to process it all. Capable of Level 5 autonomy. Level 5 means a car that doesn’t have a steering wheel.

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“If you vote for Hillary Clinton,” Madonna told the crowd at Madison Square Garden, “I will give you a blow job.”

“And I’m good,” the 58-year-old “Like a Virgin” singer, an outspoken supporter of the Democratic presidential nominee, said to cheers from the audience.

“I’m not a tool. I take my time,” Madonna boasted.

Madonna has made a point of rooting on the former secretary of State’s White House bid, posting several pro-Clinton messages on Twitter.

One of the great role models of our generation.

It’s a year old but very funny and prophetic.

I think I’ve seen them all by now, but this guy was the best!

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Thanks, Ursarodinia

The HTC 10 is the best phone I ever owned. I would recommend it to anyone who is turning in their Samsung Galaxy Note 7 because of battery fires. The phone has incredible specifications and runs everything flawlessly.

Although there are plenty of other good smart phones with similar specs what I personally like is that you can buy it unlocked allowing root access and 3rd party roms. I’m currently running the Viper Rom and everything just works. My unlocked version is running fine on Verizon but it has radios in it to run on and cell network. I am an intense smart phone user and there’s nothing like a phone that just works.

OK – yes this is made up. But – what if he did drop out? I’m not sure what the rules are but Pence doesn’t automatically move up to #1. He still stays VP and the party leaders pick a new candidate. If that were to happen they could pick anyone. Pence, Cruz, Kasich, Romney, or Bush? My opinion – if they picked Romney then Romney wins. (With my vote too)

Thoughts?

WARNING! This video contains unedited Trump language. Nothing is bleeped out!

WOW! And what’s amazing is – I bet this doesn’t hurt him in the polls at all. I say no surprise here. Nothing we didn’t already know. Donald just being Donald.

Transcript below.

Trump is very proud of paying no taxes, but  if he becomes president then he’ll be on the other side of the fence. Wonder if he’s considered that?

Don’t you just hate it when you get phone spam where someone just calls and hangs up or you get an automated call trying to get you to borrow money from them. I managed to trace the number back and called them. Their number is 516-320-8103. Feel free to give them a call and see what they have to offer. Every time they answer the phone it’s a different quick loan company.

We’re all going to Mars!!!!

One thing I notice about the news media is that it’s all about money and has nothing to do with news. The more eyeballs the more they can charge advertisers. And the closer the race is reported to be the more people will want to watch. Therefore – no matter who is really winning the news media is going to report the race as tied no matter what.

As to the debate, Trump defeated himself during the debate. If Trump had debated a chimpanzee he would have lost. Hillary was smart enough to shut up and let him do it to himself.

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Kevin Johnson (D), the NBA star turned Sacramento mayor, was involved in an altercation with a protester at a charity dinner on Wednesday night – which reportedly left the other man bloodied and in need of stitches around his eye.

Sean Thompson, 32, threw a pie in Johnson’s face at the event at Sacramento high school – and witnesses say Johnson responded by “repeatedly” punching the man in the face. Police confirmed Johnson did hit Thompson.

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The mayor did strike the suspect after he was assaulted,” police spokesman Bryce Heinlein said. Johnson’s chief of staff, Crystal Strait, said the man came up, pulled the pie from a bag, grabbed Johnson and shoved in in his face. She said the mayor defended himself. Witnesses told the East Bay Express that after Thompson threw the pie, he said something to the mayor. Johnson, they said, tackled him and punched him in the face repeatedly, more than half a dozen times, landing five to 10 blows. One witness described it as a “bloody pulp”.

Har. Actually this sounds like something only the Donald could be accused of.

Occupy Sacramento: Wikipedia

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