Nikolai Grushevski, a man from Corpus Christi, has filed a lawsuit because Hooters wouldn’t let him work as a waiter, which we guess would be called a Hooters Boy.ted_kennedy_hooters

“Hooters tries to circumvent the law by referring to its waiters as ‘Hooters Girls.’ Hooters is wrong,” claims the lawsuit, filed yesterday in federal court in Corpus. “Just as Southwest Airlines attempted nearly three decades ago with stewardesses, the waiter’s position addressed herein is being limited to females by an employer ‘…who merely wishes to exploit female sexuality as a marketing tool to attract customers and insure profitability.'”

Exactly. Thankfully, the lawsuit says that Grushevski isn’t trying to stop the restaurant from hiring Hooters Girls. In 1997, Hooters paid seven Chicago men $2 million after they filed a similar lawsuit. As a result of the settlement, the position of kitchen and bartender were deemed “gender neutral.”

Hair Balls couldn’t reach Grushevski or his lawyer, and a Hooters spokeswoman (no spokesman?!) hasn’t responded either. We’ll post an update as soon as we hear back from either.

I believe sporting a nice pair of Hooters should remain a prerequisite for the job.


Bloomberg.com: Canada — This was a high-flying visionary company just a decade ago. What happened?

Nortel Networks Corp., North America’s biggest maker of telephone equipment, filed for bankruptcy protection in the U.S., a victim of the global credit crunch and declining sales.

Nortel, based in Toronto, had more than $1 billion in assets and debt, according to a Chapter 11 filing of its U.S. subsidiary today in Wilmington, Delaware. Fourteen affiliates of Nortel’s financing unit are seeking similar protection in Delaware. Five units filed for bankruptcy there under Chapter 15. Nortel said Canadian affiliates also will seek protection.

“It’s the end of a saga,” said Benoit Lalonde, vice president of fixed income at Laurentian Bank Securities, a unit of Canada’s seventh-largest bank. Laurentian doesn’t own Nortel debt. “Nortel is a corpse awaiting burial. I’m sad to see it happen but the tears were shed many months ago.”

Nortel has lost almost $7 billion since Chief Executive Officer Mike Zafirovski took over in 2005, leaving him struggling for funds to operate the company.


E-mailing now comes so naturally to us that we can do it in our sleep — at least in the exceptional case. An article soon appearing in the journal Sleep Medicine, details the experience of a sleepwalker, showing we can send messages even when we seem to be sound asleep…

E-mailing while sleeping, however, upturns the previous understanding of the mind as essentially quiescent, absolved of a participating role. The Sleep Medicine article describes one woman’s e-mailing while sleeping as the first reported case of “complex nonviolent cognitive behavior.” It involved not just composing messages, but also navigating past two separate levels of password security to reach the e-mail software.

The patient suffered from severe insomnia and was taking zolpidem, which is marketed under various brand names, the best known of which is Ambien. She decided on her own to increase her daily dose to 15 milligrams, from the 10 milligrams prescribed by her doctor, to counteract what she perceived as diminished efficacy of the drug over time.

Later, she received a call from a friend, asking about a strange e-mail message that the patient had sent the caller the previous night. She had no memory of having done so. When the patient checked the computer and looked at a folder containing her sent messages, she discovered that three that had gone out within eight minutes the previous night while she was asleep, all with unusual capitalization, punctuation and language. “!HELP ME P-LEEEEESE” was the subject of one message, an invitation for “dinner & drinks,” and the message also implored the recipient to “come TOMORROW AND SORT THIS HELL HOLE Out!!!!!!”

Are they certain she wasn’t in her office. I get emails like that every day.


  • Sony to post perhaps a $1.1 billion operating loss. Sony needs to pay more attention.
  • New E-cars cropping up everywhere.
  • Daimler joins forces with Tesla to swap battery technologies for an electric Smart car.
  • Stanford setting up an energy research center.
  • There will be an iPhone Nano! Maybe.
  • SCO plans to auction off assets.
  • MRI images 100X more detail.
  • Yahoo picked a new CEO.
  • Windows7 patched.

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On December 18th, 2008, a 10 year-old 5th grader named Chao Qun Zheng went to his elementary school in HeNan, China. When his teacher, Guo, found out that young Zheng had not completed his homework, she flipped out. “She was very angry at the time,” he said. “She ripped and twisted my cheeks with both her hands and then she lifted me off the ground.”

The teacher held the boy up until one of his cheeks actually ripped off and the boy was bleeding profusely. Without hesitation the teacher reached down and picked up Zheng’s cheek skin, put it on his face, and instructed the boy go home immediately. When the parents saw Zheng, they immediately took him to the hospital where it took 52 stitches to have his cheek sewn back on.

Zheng’s father has reported the case to the police and is expected to press for damages.

I guess someone didn’t take their meds. Show this to your snowflake next time he gripes about homework.


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A GROUP of firefighters have been branded the world’s worst after their own fire station burned to the ground.

All six of the station’s fire engines perished in the £3 million blaze in Syke, northern Gemany and it took 250 fireman from neighbouring towns to finally get the inferno under control.

Investigators believe the firemen could have triggered the blaze themselves in a training exercise accident or that faulty wiring was to blame, according to reports in the Austrian Times.

The weekend blaze was the second time the brigade has lost all its engines in a fire. The station was rebuilt in 1994 after being gutted by a fire.

One local said: “A fire service that can’t keep its own fire station and engines safe doesn’t exactly inspire confidence.”

When I was young, I was a bit of a pyromaniac. I always thought I’d make a good Firefighter.



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“I might be a CRA undercover agent.”

When thousands of children hit the baseball diamonds across Canada in the spring to play in various little leagues, they’ll have to prepare for more than just wins and losses. Many could see funding for their uniforms, equipment, umpires and field maintenance cut because of a decision by the Canada Revenue Agency.

The CRA has revoked the charitable status of Little League Baseball Canada because of its participation in a tax-shelter program that has raised more than $82-million for six sports groups…

About 40,000 children play in roughly 140 Little League chapters across Canada. Those leagues rely on the charitable status of Little League Baseball Canada to issue tax receipts to donors and to qualify for grants from community foundations and government agencies.

The CRA has issued warnings about tax shelters, which it alleges are structured in a way to give donors a higher tax credit than the amount they actually contribute. It alleges that “buy low, donate high” shelters are designed to help investors profit from tax credits rather than aid charities.

The shelter involving the sports groups was set up by the Parklane Financial Group, based in Burlington, Ont. According to a summary on Parklane’s website, an investor who donates $2,400 to a fund managed by a Parklane affiliate can end up with $10,000 in tax receipts.

Everybody wants to get in on the act. It’s play money, isn’t it?





So we hire foreign companies to spy on US?


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A former Guantánamo Bay guard has joined forces with released detainees in Britain to expose the torture inflicted by interrogators at the camp…

Chris Arendt, from Michigan, joined the army shortly after September 11, aged 17, and was sent to work as a guard in Guantánamo two years later, in 2003. After becoming disillusioned with what he saw there, he left the army and joined the campaign group Iraq Veterans Against the War. “It was like sitting down with a bunch of brothers,” said Arendt about meeting a dozen former inmates in London yesterday. “It was really natural, a really organic fit.” He said he was held in immigration for seven hours before being allowed to enter Britain as officials were suspicious that he might try to settle in the UK…

Although a lawyer warned Arendt that he could be charged with treason, the former guard said he did not believe the US government would pursue him through the courts because Guantánamo had become so discredited…

Moazzam Begg, a former Guantánamo detainee who is travelling with Arendt, said the experience of being reunited with a former guard had been “truly unique … We embraced like brothers, like we knew one another.” He said that while the public had become familiar with the experiences of detainees, the guards’ stories were barely known.

I think we’re for a cottage industry after the abdication of King George and Emperor Dick – based essentially on replacing lies with truth, confirming the extent of crimes previously relegated to the category of war stories by the tame talking heads of American journalism.


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Montgomery, Ala. (WSFA) — They’re part of a long standing tradition that will soon become a part of Presidential history. The head of the Alabama NAACP, however, wants Mobile’s Azalea Trail Maids to stay home on Inauguration Day, claiming the group reminds him of slavery. “These are not just regular costumes. These are the costumes that remind someone of the plantation in Gone with the Wind,” Edward Vaughn said in a phone interview.

Vaughn went on to say the group would be the laughing stock of the Inauguration. County leaders say nothing could be further from the truth. “We want everyone to know that these young ladies do not need to be identified with slavery,” said Mobile County Commissioner Stephen Nodine. “I don’t see what the dresses have to do with racism. I don’t see it. It’s just a regular dress to me. Just a dress they wore back in the day,” said Carolyn Tius of Montgomery.

Organizers stand behind the tradition, but opponents say tradition is the problem.

“We needed something that could show Alabama’s great progress rather than something that shows a shameful past,” Vaughn said.

Har! They should just ban ALL Southerners and be done with it.


NASA and the National Science Foundation have successfully launched and demonstrated a newly designed super pressure balloon prototype that may enable a new era of high-altitude scientific research. The super-pressure balloon ultimately will carry large scientific experiments to the brink of space for 100 days or more.

This seven-million-cubic-foot super-pressure balloon is the largest single-cell, super-pressure, fully-sealed balloon ever flown. When development ends, NASA will have a 22 million-cubic-foot balloon that can carry a one-ton instrument to an altitude of more than 110,000 feet…

Ultra-long duration missions using the super pressure balloon cost considerably less than a satellite and the scientific instruments flown can be retrieved and launched again, making them ideal very-high altitude research platforms.

You can track the balloons online. Which is a real gas. Har!


A Japanese website has given the phrase “follow your nose” a whole new meaning with an interactive map that lets users describe smells they have encountered.

Members of the “Nioibu” or Smell Club have posted descriptions of more than 160 odours from around the world.

The scents range from “cats with halitosis” in Kamakura, Japan, to “verbena soap” in Paris. All that is missing, said a spokeswoman for Nioibu, is a “smelling function”.

Other scents that Nioibu’s “smellists” – as members are called – have posted include “steam coming out of a rice cooker” and “used socks in the summer”.

Phew!


Although he oddly defends his actions during Katrina and admits the ‘Mission Accomplished’ thing was a mistake, to help our soon to be ex-President remember more of what he and his people did, here is a list that one website thoughtfully put together. As one person put it, he seemed “marvelously out of touch” and angry about it. And he seems intent on continuing his ways up until the end as witnessed by what happened to Condi Rice at the UN. Just a few more days…


The Army has been dismissing so many overweight applicants that its top recruiter, trying to keep troop numbers up in wartime, is considering starting a fat farm to transform chubby trainees into svelte soldiers.

Maj. Gen. Thomas Bostick, head of the Army Recruiting Command, said he wants to see a formal diet and fitness regimen running alongside a new school at Fort Jackson that helps aspiring troops earn their GEDs.

Bostick told The Associated Press that obesity looms as “a bigger challenge for us in the years ahead” than any other problem that keeps young people from entering the military, including lack of a GED or high school diploma, misconduct or criminal behavior and other health issues such as eye or ear problems.

According to Defense Department figures provided to the AP, over the past four years 47,447 potential recruits flunked induction physicals at the nation’s 35 Military Entrance Processing Stations because they were overweight.
[…]Bostick argues that many of the young people who want to join the Army have a hard time understanding a healthy diet and the importance of daily exercise, but could get within the military limits with guidance.
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“The Army has a tough time recruiting as compared to the other services,” said Korb.[…] “They are doing this because they are desperate,” Korb said.

Come on. You know all they need is to get Richard Simmons out there to whip these fatties into shape!


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Virtual sex – just a computer away (and high speed USB)

While nearby porn stars autographed action photos and flashed their assets for camera-clutching fans at the annual Las Vegas Adult Entertainment Expo, Brett Drysdale discretely demonstrated “the newest breakthrough in sex technology.”

He slipped two fingers into a rocket-shaped RealTouch device “developed and tested by a former NASA engineer” which contains belts, lubrication jets, heating elements and other gadgetry programmed to give men the feeling of sex.

RealTouch devices connect to computers with USB cables and synchronize with adult movies streamed online so the inner workings replicate what a fellow might be feeling were he to be the man in the film.

The device works with video from an online RealTouch “theater” at a price of one dollar per minute. RealTouch is priced at 150 dollars and begins selling in the US in February.

Why not just visit Las Vegas? In nearby counties, the “real thing” is available at less than $1 per minute. And how do you explain to tech support that…


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