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Anyone tempted to ignore the 2010 Census will have a tough time doing it — especially if they have kids in school.

The government has launched Census in Schools, an all-out campaign targeting superintendents, principals, teachers, students and, indirectly, parents, as schools open across the nation this month and next. The message: The Census is coming and here’s why everyone should care.

The goal is to send posters, teaching guides, maps and lesson plans to every school in the nation, Puerto Rico and U.S. island territories to encourage everyone to participate in the national count. The materials will land in more than 118,000 schools and reach 56 million students.

“It’s great to reach the children because children are such strong voices in their homes,” says Renee Jefferson-Copeland, chief of the Census schools program. “In households that are linguistically isolated, they can express the information to their parents.”


What do you get when you mix honey, ginger, streusel, vanilla seeds, cinnamon, clove and nutmeg, bake it to a crisp, and blend it with vanilla ice cream? You get Immaculate Con­fection, a new Sebastian Joe’s ice cream flavor dedicated to the Basilica of St. Mary.

The Basilica staff came up with the idea to create an ice cream flavor in honor of the Minneapolis monument’s centennial celebration last year, according to Johan van Parys, director of liturgy and sacred arts at the Basilica. After discussing the idea with parishioner Michael Pellizzer, one of the owners of Sebastian Joe’s Ice Cream Cafe in Minneapolis, van Parys sent an e-mail to staff members asking for flavor suggestions.

“The wildest ideas came up,” van Parys said.

One person suggested a flavor called Basilica Windows — vanilla ice cream with swirls of strawberry and blueberry syrup, chocolate chips, orange and lemon peel. Another idea was Basilica Blend, a diverse mix of German chocolate, Irish whiskey, Italian almonds, Mexican cinnamon and African coffee.


The rumor mill is now saying Apple’s unlikely to come out with a tablet computer in September, mainly because now that Jobs is back on the job, he wants to rejigger everything. On the other hand, this is Apple so all bets are off. Instead, we have others willing to dive in. But who among you would buy a tablet computer, irrespective of who made it running what OS?

The Archos A5S and A5H revealed in the FCC documents look very similar to last year’s Archos 5 Internet media tablet, although the photos show a new white color for the A5S (shown above), and close-up shots of the A5H reveal what looks like a microSD slot and microUSB port. There’s no mistaking the Archos 5’s same gorgeous, 4.8-inch TFT display, though, which still gives us shivers (in a good way).

The FCC’s testing report shows both models sporting 802.11 b/g/n Wi-Fi, Bluetooth 2.1+EDR, and an FM transmitter and receiver. What’s unclear is whether or not one of these models will support 3G mobile network connectivity, just like last year’s SIM-compatible Archos 5G. I wouldn’t bet against it, especially since all signs point to a September 15 Archos announcement for new devices running Google’s Android OS.

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Man, can you get any more banal than this? Well, at least it’s not Ernest Borgnine talking about making himself happy each day.


‘Dangerous Celeb’ Jessica Biel Might Raise Awareness, Security VARs Say – IT Channel News by CRN — Security awareness. Yeah, that’s why we are running the story.

For the third year in a row, McAfee conducted a study to determine the most popular celebrities that attackers are exploiting on the Web in an effort to lure victims to malicious sites and download malware onto their systems. The study is conducted on the premise that some of the most popular celebrity searches — such as searches containing the names Jessica Biel and Brad Pitt — also pose the highest risk for the average user.


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  • NASA says no moon shot anytime soon.
  • Middle-aged people use Facebook the most. Gak.
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Where do you draw the line with a hijab?
Let’s assume it wasn’t this severe.
But what if it was?

Woman sues, claims judge forced her to remove hijab – CNN.com Cripes. Here we go again with another rash of this crap.

A Muslim woman and the Michigan chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations sued a judge Wednesday for allegedly ordering the woman to remove her hijab, or religious head covering, in court.

Raneen Albaghdady, of Wayne County, Michigan, contends that Judge William Callahan told her to remove her hijab on June 16 when she was petitioning for a name change, according to the lawsuit, which was filed Wednesday in a U.S. district court in Michigan.

Wayne County is also listed as a defendant in the suit.


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This is not an argument to justify or reduce the responsibility of Jackson’s doctors. However, Michael Jackson had serious problems. According to the latest story, if true, Jackson was given 3 different sleep drugs during the night and he still couldn’t sleep. Then he was given Diprovan that killed him after begging for it.

Clearly the doctor shouldn’t have done it and no reasonable person would argue that point. My point is that Jackson was extremely screwed up and was a dead man looking for a place to happen. He should have been hospitalized way before the day he died and I think if he had not died that day that he would have died of something soon after. Lack of sleep in itself is deadly.

That’s my 2 cents. What do you think?


Techdirt – Aug 25th 2009:

It’s the story of Roxanne Shante, one of the first female hip hop stars, who came out with a hit song in the 80s (when she was 14-years-old), leading the way for other female rappers. Of course, like so many other artists, she found out that the big record labels weren’t so great after all. After two albums, when she realized that her label was basically stealing from her, she called it quits from music. At age 19, however, she remembered that Warner Music has put a clause in her contract, promising to “fund her education for life.” She figures they put that in as a “throwaway, never believing a teen mom in public housing would attend college.” But, attend college, she did. She didn’t just get a bachelor’s degree, but went all the way through to a PhD. in psychology.

Of course, Warner Music, already having done plenty to try to cheat her out of her contract, worked hard not to pay. But the dean at, Marymount Manhattan College, where she attended for some of both her undergraduate and graduate degrees, read over the clause and simply kept sending bills to Warner Music. Warner (so nice of them, as per usual) ignored the invoices until Shante threatened to go public with the story of Warner Music Group not living up to their contract promises on something so basic as funding her education. In the end, Warner Music had to pay up around $217,000 for Shante’s education


Dvorak asked for some Brazilian news, here it is.

On one side is José Sarney, the ageing president of the Senate and former President of Brazil, who is mired in corruption allegations and clinging on to power. On the other is a rapidly growing campaign to oust him run by young, educated Brazilians using the internet to mobilise support.

Critics say that Mr Sarney is a symbol of an outdated, corrupt and autocratic system that modern Brazilians are trying to leave behind.

This is a story about our ex-president now president of the senate Jose Sarney (who failed 5 times in controlling hyper-inflation and once shut down all Brazil’s banks) having 13 charges against him behind dropped. These charges included moving about 600 thousand dollars from the gov’t to his foundation and for secretly employing members of his family.



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INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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DEAR DESPERATE

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Tooting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0.

Good Luck !

Tech Support

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Swine flu could hospitalize 2 million in U.S. this winter — latimes.com — It could be this, it could be that. DO all these vague comments make us confident in these agencies?

As many as 300,000 could clog intensive care units in heavily affected regions, a new report says. But the CDC director notes that the H1N1 outbreak also could be much milder.

Nearly 2 million Americans could be hospitalized during this winter’s novel H1N1 influenza pandemic, with as many as 300,000 clogging intensive care units in heavily affected regions, according to a report released Monday by the President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology.

Overall, 20% to 40% of the population could develop symptoms of the strain commonly known as swine flu, and 30,000 to 90,000 could die, according to the report. During a normal flu season, the virus kills about 35,000 Americans.

So, to summarize, they really have no clue.


A number of questions come to mind when watching this. First off, what does Howard have to do with Virginia? Who made the signage? Since when did Republicans become so vociferous?


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