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TAMPA, FL — The woodpecker normally prefers softwood deciduous trees…except in one south Tampa neighborhood.

“Oh my god I am so devastated”, Brittany Jones told me when I met her outside her house. “You would think people would commit a crime and it’s just a measly little bird.”

Yes, a crime, a senseless act of vandalism. And Brittany isn’t the only victim of their feathered friend. “I can’t believe it actually happened,” said neighbor J.R. Gaskin.

Car mirrors are now cracked and shattered, all the result of a woodpecker. Brittany Jones’ mother, Dorothy, first spotted it. “I heard something pecking outside and I thought they were doing construction work. And I looked up and went, ‘oh my god that’s a woodpecker.'”

The red-crested fowl has been very busy, because in one south Tampa neighborhood near MacDill Airforce Base, he has hit at least six vehicles.

Thinking he is seeing another woodpecker in the vehicle’s mirror, he has been breaking them out, which doesn’t sit well with the victims. “I’m not too happy about it,” Jennifer Lyle told me, “especially with this kind of vehicle you can’t just replace the glass you have to replace the entire component which is kind of expensive.”

Found by MJ.


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A tidal wave of public outrage over bonus payments swamped American International Group yesterday. Hired guards stood watch outside the suburban Connecticut offices of AIG Financial Products, the division whose exotic derivatives brought the insurance giant to the brink of collapse last year. Inside, death threats and angry letters flooded e-mail inboxes. Irate callers lit up the phone lines. Senior managers submitted their resignations. Some employees didn’t show up at all.

“It’s a mob effect,” one senior executive said. “It’s putting people’s lives in danger.”

Politicians and the public spent yesterday demanding that AIG rescind payouts that they said rewarded recklessness and greed at a company being bailed out with $170 billion in taxpayer funds. But company officials contend that the uproar is scaring away the very employees who understand AIG Financial Products’ complex trades and who are trying to dismantle the division before it further endangers the world’s economy. “It’s going to blow up,” said a senior Financial Products manager, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak for the company. “I have a horrible, horrible, horrible feeling that this is going to end badly.”

President Obama yesterday vowed to “pursue every legal avenue to block these bonuses.” But that pledge might have come too late. About $165 million in retention payments started to go out Friday to employees at Financial Products, after numerous discussions with the Treasury Department and the Federal Reserve. Attorneys working for the Fed had been examining the matter for months and determined that the retention payments couldn’t be touched because AIG would face costly lawsuits and be subject to penalties from states and foreign governments. Administration officials said over the weekend that they agreed with that assessment.

My heart is bleeding. The bogus argument that they need the bonuses to retain these morons is total BS. Let them leave, and try to find work elsewhere… good luck.


  • Dell Adamo Laptop getting a lot of ink. Dell stakes claim to the worlds thinnest machine.
  • Silverlight 3 the target of Microsoft attention.
  • Cisco still in the news. Cisco embraces Open Source? Why?
  • MySQL injection out of control.
  • Three new Android phones coming.
  • Windows 7 may not drive demand. Why not?
  • Lots of weird start-ups showing off at SXSW event in Austin.
  • UWB standards group shut down. Sigh.
  • IDC says that the economic downturn will drive Linux sales up.

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Battlestar Galactica Heads to the United Nations – Get The Big Picture — This takes the cake. It would make more sense on April 1.

Can all the worlds problems be solved by watching Sci Fi Channel? The United Nations apparently thinks thats a good place to start, and will host a Battlestar Galactica retrospective and panel discussion on Tuesday to shed light on how the Emmy-winning show has handled such issues as human rights and reconciliation, terrorism, faith, children and warfare, and dialogue among civilizations.

The show will be represented at the UN by stars Mary McDonnell and Edward James Olmos, and producers Ronald D. Moore and David Eick. The panel will also consist of Radhika Coomaraswamy, special representative of the Secretary-General for Children and Armed Conflict, Robert Orr, assistant secretary-general for policy planning, executive office of the Secretary-General, and Craig Mokhiber, deputy director of the New York office of the High Commissioner for Human Rights.

This is tied into the shows series finale, which airs three days after the UN event, and because its not at Comic Con but rather at the United Nations, the panel will not be open to the general publich. However, Sci Fi Network says that it will be recorded and a complete transcript will be available online “when the content becomes available.”

And as if this weren’t already plenty out of the ordinary, the panel will be moderated by Whoopi Goldberg, who, of course, engages in UN-level discussions of world events everyday with Joy Behar and Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

Of course the horndogs at the UN want to see Tricia Helfer, right? Where is she?

Found by Dan Spillman.


Watch closely at 1:04….yep, its a wee one.


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A giant fossil sea monster found in the Arctic and known as “Predator X” had a bite that would make T-Rex look feeble.

The 50 ft long Jurassic era marine reptile had a crushing 33,000 lbs per square inch bite force, the Natural History Museum of Oslo University said of the new find on the Norwegian Arctic archipelago of Svalbard…

Predator X’s bite was more than 10 times more powerful than any modern animal and four times the bite of a T-Rex, it said of the fossil, reckoned at 147 million years old.

Joern Hurum had said of the first fossil pliosaur that it was big enough to chomp on a small car. He said the bite estimates for the latest fossil forced a rethink.

This one is more like it could crush a Hummer,” he said…

Cripes. We have nothing else to do with leftover Hummers. Let’s take a few out to the deeps of the Pacific and troll for Pliosaurs.



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Thousands of people have flocked to a Roman Catholic church on the French Indian Ocean island of Reunion after believers said they saw the “face of Christ” in the pleats of a church cushion.

Church officials limited access to the Jesus-Misericordieux church in eastern Saint-Andre’s Cambuston district to a few minutes per visitor as traffic in the area ground to a halt.

Believers and curious onlookers pulled out cameras to take pictures of the cushion attached to the priest’s chair…

This is not a miracle, it’s a sign of God,” said parish priest Daniel Gavard.

A profitable sign, no doubt.


It’s comforting to know all the money Reagan spent on Star Wars will do some good. I bet the audience at TED wished they had this when Bill Gates released the mosquitoes recently. I wish I had it growing up in the midwest.

The Star Wars program aimed to shoot down nuclear missiles with lasers. The new program aims at a much smaller target; it seeks to kill mosquitoes en masse with deadly laser pulses. The researchers, led by Jordin Kare, an astrophysicist formerly with Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, have created a laser that can “tag” mosquitoes with pulses of light from 100 feet away. The current laser is non-lethal, but the next version will be a lethal one — a veritable weapon of mass mosquito destruction (WMMD).

States Kare, “We’d be delighted if we destabilize the human-mosquito balance of power.”

The mosquito laser was built of parts scrounged on eBay. […] The current implementation uses a Dell computer as the “brains” of the mosquito killer. It uses Maglite flashlights to illuminate mosquitoes, creating silhouettes on a backdrop. A camera spots these silhouettes and blasts the mosquitoes with the laser. Colonies of anopheles stephensi, one species of mosquito that transmits malaria, are cultivated as test victims of the new weapon.

In recent testing, the device scored a number of hits, killing mosquitoes with deadly efficacy, leaving only smoldering carcasses littering the ground. The laser even distinguished, based on wing beat, blood sucking female mosquitoes and relatively innocuous male mosquitoes which feed off of sugary nectar (in the lab they’re fed sweet raisins).


I love Google Earth, one of the truly great uses of both the space program and the Interwebitubes. Some naughty people like it too much, so, of course, legislators want to get in there and ‘fix it’ by requiring the blurring of some buildings.

A thief stole £100,000 worth of lead from the roofs of buildings after identifying them with Google Earth.

Tom Berge used the popular internet tool, which shows aerial photographs of towns across the world, to pinpoint museums, churches and schools across south London with lead roof tiles.

After the 27-year-old builder found a potential target on his home computer he would scale its roof, take the valuable roof materials and abseil down the side of the building, before selling the lead to scrap metal dealers.
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A friend of Berge, from Sutton, south London, said: “He sat at home at scoured south London for targets with just a few clicks of the mouse.

“He homed in on all sorts of buildings – many of them listed.

“He could tell the lead roofs apart on Google Earth as they were slightly darker than normal.”
[…]
Detective Sergeant Chris Grant, who led the investigation, said: “He was a prolific offender up until the time he was arrested.


I vaguely remember there was an Earth Hour Turnoff done last year. One of those meaningless demonstrations that has zero impact other than to make participants feel good and is quickly forgotten. The videos are sort of funny in a gross out kinda way, though. Here’s the website.


Stuff.Co.Nz – 17/03/2009:

New Zealand women are getting bigger breasts, with D cups and bigger accounting for nearly half of Bendon bras sold in New Zealand last year.

Though the C cup is still the most popular bra cup size, sales of D to J cup sizes have increased by 53 percent over the past three years, compared to a 2 percent increase in the sales figures of AA to C-cupped bras, according to Bendon figures.

The figures were calculated based on sales of Bendon, Fayreform and Elle Macpherson Intimate ranges of bras.

Fayreform “braologist” Carol Rashleigh had seen steady growth in breasts over more than two decades of helping women into fitting bras.




  • Apple supposedly bringing out cut and paste for iPhone! So what?
  • Cisco brings out what they call a server-computer.
  • SXSW conference appears to have overloaded the local 3G network from too many iPhones. Ha.
  • Meanwhile Apple Mac sales down 16-percent. Decline will continue, they say.
  • Creepy robot runway model developed.
  • MSFT looks to have a release candidate for Windows 7 in May.
  • Intel pulls license from AMD.
  • Opera Turbo in the news.
  • Inventor of the Web conned online.
  • Oracle gives up on MySQL.

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Washington Post – Kathleen Parker – Sunday, March 15, 2009:

The biggest challenge facing America’s struggling newspaper industry may not be the high cost of newsprint or lost ad revenue, but ignorance stoked by drive-by punditry.

Yes, Dittoheads, you heard it right.

Drive-by pundits, to spin off of Rush Limbaugh’s “drive-by media,” are non-journalists who have been demonizing the media for the past 20 years or so and who blame the current news crisis on bias.

Unfortunately, the chorus of media bashing from certain quarters has succeeded in convincing many Americans that they don’t need newspapers. The Pew Research Center for the People & the Press recently found that fewer than half of Americans — 43 percent — say that losing their local newspaper would hurt civic life in their community “a lot.” Only 33 percent say they would miss the local paper if it were no longer available.

Constant criticism of the “elite media” is comical to most reporters, whose paychecks wouldn’t cover Limbaugh’s annual dry cleaning bill. The truly elite media are the people most Americans have never heard of — the daily-grind reporters who turn out for city council and school board meetings. Or the investigative teams who chase leads for months to expose abuse or corruption.


TORONTO, March 16 (UPI) — A Canadian banking-like machine that dispenses prescription drugs is getting good reviews after several months of trials at a Toronto hospital.

The Sunnybrook Health Sciences Center installed the PharmaTrust kiosks in June, and in a three-month period, some 800 patients used the machines to obtain 1,200 prescriptions between June and September, the National Post reported.m2graphic

Of them, 95 percent said they had their drugs within five minutes, manufacturer PCS President Peter Suma, told the newspaper, and none of them got the wrong drugs.

The prescription is scanned on both sides, and PCA pharmacists in Oakville, west of Toronto, interact with the patient by video link and telephone, the report said.

The machines carry 340 different kinds of widely prescribed drugs, and once the pharmacist has verified the device has picked the right product, the machine dispenses the order.

Dr. Sharon Domb, medical director of family medicine at Sunnybrook, told the Post so far about a third of patients who used the machines found their medicine was not available, although PCA offers to deliver those orders to the patient’s home the next day.

Damn, is EVERYTHING going to be automated?


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