Everyone is laughing at eBay nowadays. Years ago it “bought” Skype for a couple of billion dollars, but now it’s being sued by the seller for copyright infringement. Apparently, despite spending billions, eBay bought nothing. It merely licensed the right to use Skype’s technology.

You have to ask, how could eBay have been so incredibly stupid to spend billions of dollars on essentially nothing? Well, it appears that Disney did the exact same thing.

As we’ve all heard by now, Disney bought Marvel for about 4 billion dollars. At first blush it seems like a deal made in heaven. Disney makes movies and superhero movies are hot right now.

However, due to prior contracts Marvel had with other movie studios, Disney is essentially unable to make any Marvel superhero movies for a very long time, maybe even forever.

For example, Sony has a perpetual right to make Spider-Man and Ghost Rider movies.

20th Century Fox has a perpetual right to make movies involving the Fantastic Four, Daredevil, Elektra, Silver Surfer, Kingpin, Dr. Doom, Bullseye, and all of the mutants who have appeared in the X-Men movies.

Universal Pictures has a perpetual right to make Hulk movies. (And if you think Disney can use Marvel characters in its theme parks, think again. Universal has that right, in perpetuity, for its own theme parks.)

So who’s left? Paramount Pictures only has the right to distribute the upcoming Iron Man 2, The Avengers, Captain America, Thor, and Iron Man 3 movies. So in about ten years Disney would be set to go on its own. If superhero movies are still popular in ten years.

And that’s a big if. If Disney bought Marvel for the long haul, in hopes of making Superhero movies way off in the future, I think the plan will fail. Superheroes are big now because the baby boomers grew up with them. That’s why superhero movies are always rated R and hard PG-13. Because they’re made for adults. The adults who grew up with them.

In ten, twenty years no one is going to give a rip about Spider-Man. Much in the same way no one gives a rip about Cowboy and Indian movies. Genres die. It’s a fact of life in Hollywood.

Still, if Disney doesn’t want to wait it can dig deep in Marvel’s vault and release a Doctor Bong movie. How about Forbush Man? Ruby Thursday?

Let’s face it, Disney got screwed.


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John Dvorak’s Second Opinion: California needs to face the music, go bankrupt – MarketWatch — I normally do not self promote my MarketWatch column on the blog, but this one is apt.

California already has issued IOUs to employees, which were eventually refused by the banks and ironically refused by the state itself. The only real solution to save California from the inevitable actually is the inevitable: Declare bankruptcy, and reset the system.

What will then emerge will be as important as the process and recovery. We will finally get to see, as the saga unfolds, what we saw in the city of Vallejo, Calif., during its bankruptcy proceedings — a pattern of corruption, cronyism, abuse and the defrauding of the taxpaying public. City officials making more than $300,000 a year, firemen making more than $200,000, friends hiring friends.

Government work should be a refuge, not a gold mine.


This guy really cracks me up. “I want, not personally for me, but for working Americans […]”


John T. Elson, TIME Editor Who Asked “Is God Dead” Dies At 78 Amusing since every site in the world has this story except TIME! (As of this posting.)

The quiet, studious Mr. Elson, who died on Sept. 7 at the age of 78, was an unlikely bomb- thrower, and his article, for those who ventured past the cover, reflected his scholarly bent. Meekly titled on the inside as “Toward a Hidden God,” it began: “Is God dead? It is a question that tantalizes both believers, who perhaps secretly fear that he is, and atheists, who possibly suspect that the answer is no.”


Giving contraceptives to people in developing countries could help fight climate change by slowing population growth, experts said Friday.

More than 200 million women worldwide want contraceptives, but don’t have access to them, according to an editorial published in the British medical journal, Lancet. That results in 76 million unintended pregnancies every year.

Mostly every problem could be solved by having less people, yet this seems to be some Al Gore propaganda.


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A mental hospital patient who strangled an elderly woman 22 years ago and slit her throat is still on the loose after escaping from a hospital outing to the Spokane County fair, The Spokesman Review reports.

The paper says 57-year-old Phillip Arnold Paul walked away from a group of 31 Eastern State Hospital patients on a trip to the fair along with 11 hospital employees. Authorities were not notified for two hours that he had gone missing…

Paul, who is 5-foot-8 and weighs 207 pounds, was diagnosed with schizophrenia and hospitalized in 1987, after being found innocent by reason of insanity of killing a 78-year-old woman in Sunnyside. According to previous reports, the paper says, Paul said voices in his head said the woman was a witch…

State officials have temporarily halted all outings for state patients with criminal histories while they conduct a review.

Isn’t there something about dumb and dumber being illustrated here?


This is going to be a two part article because the phone is (hopefully) arriving later today. So this is about what I’m expecting and when it arrives we’ll see if it meets expectations.

 

Which one makes you cringe more on their quest to be the one to make the Republican party in general and conservatives in particular look like a bunch of idiots? Remember the days when calm, courteous, intellectual discourse on the issues of the day was the norm? OK, me neither.

Beck is on a huge roll. Over the last month, the right-wing Fox News talker has claimed the scalp of the president’s green jobs czar; motivated thousands of conservatives to turn out for town hall meetings and a Sept. 12 march on Washington; pummeled Democrats over ACORN and Obama’s czars; and landed himself a spot on the cover of Time magazine.

“Beck is the man of the moment,” says the Weekly Standard’s Michael Goldfarb. “Everybody in town is watching him, waiting to see what he’ll do next, who he’ll take down next.”

But if Beck is the man of the moment, where does that leave Rush?

In an e-mail to POLITICO, Limbaugh said any attempt to compare him with Beck in terms of Washington influence rests on a “flawed premise.”

“I do not, and never have, measured my success in ways you describe, such as ‘impact’ in Washington,” Limbaugh said. “I am a broadcaster and judge my success by those standards.”

By those standards, the slimmed-down Limbaugh is still large and in charge.


By this time you’ve at least heard about the disrespectful way Kanye West acted toward Taylor Swift at the MTV Video Music Awards last Sunday. Well, your Uncle Dave, using some special inside sources he can’t talk about, was able to get a quick comment from Kanye who, amazingly, knows all about DU. Click on the link below to see him.

Kanye West talks about Dvorak Uncensored

UPDATE: Looks like Kanye got crazy again and crashed the link above. So go to Beyonce’s website which Kanye says is the best website there is.


Truly Incredibly Amazing!


Tech Dirt – Sept. 18, 2009:

A group of five prison guards in Australia wanted to bitch about their boss… and did so in a private group on Facebook. Yet, somehow, their superiors found out about it and accused them of misconduct and threatened to have the guards fired. In response, the guards are suing, and saying they should have a right to speak their mind on a private message board like that. As a union official notes: “It’s more like people getting together in a pub and having a beer and bagging the boss because the boss wants to privatize their jobs.” Indeed. Though, it seems like these sorts of things are becoming more common. As the entire work/life dividing line continues to blur, expect many more such situations, where things that were previously considered safely on the “life” side of the line, suddenly find themselves thrust into the “work” side.

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