The above pictured sea beast was reportedly pulled from the Raritan River in New Jersey river sometime two summers ago by a Doug Cutler who, as luck would have it, was fishing with a bow and arrow at the time. Cutler spotted the creature, captured it, and a friend posted the above photo to Reddit last week, where it’s been viewed over a million times since.

But what is it? According to Outdoor Magazine, it’s probably something called a sea lamprey, a type of parasite regularly found in the northern Atlantic region. The lamprey uses its terrifying, alien-like teeth to latch onto its prey before injecting it with digestive fluids that eat away at and kill the fish (or, innocent swimmer). Only one out of seven fish/humans survive the attack. Lampreys are apparently becoming increasingly common in fresh water areas, like the Great Lakes and rivers in New Jersey. Of course, experts aren’t entirely certain it’s a sea lamprey and not something more obscure or horrifying. “The photo doesn’t allow counting of gill openings (seven per side for sea lampreys), but based on size alone, this does appear to be a sea lamprey,”

Last one in the water is a rotten……..Holy sh*t!!!!

Posted specifically to haunt bobbo’s dreams.